Showing posts with label Emily Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emily Jones. Show all posts

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Who hasn't felt like this at least once?

"I want to get my orthodontist a present. Something nice, something that says 'my hate for you burns like the fire of a thousand suns; I will hack off your balls with wire cutters you moneysucking dipshit.'"

--Emily Jones